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Why Forgive? [XP NUGGETS SPECIAL]

Are you holding a grudge? Is it weighing you down?? Does your back hurt from carrying the heavyweight?? Well, here at XP Nuggets our team of dedicated researchers have found an inexpensive way to ease your troubles! Through many hours of trial and error between Man and Dog. Forgiveness has been found to be the most effective cure on the market! Unlike the current alternatives that only solve the pain for a moment, forgiveness is so effective it puts the pain away for good! And most important of all, it’s free! No doctor visits, No sticky icky medications. No monthly insurance payments!

Forgive and ease your burden today!

How does it work you ask?
With your grudge in mind, Say the simple phrase “I Forgive you”. In an instant, you will be transported to a mythical land of euphoria. Feel the stones you’ve been carrying dissolve into the blood stream and pass through your body as sweat. Witness the shackles of your mind shatter into pieces and float away as colorful butterflies into the air. Pretty sight isn’t it? Light as a feather, your mind can begin to explore the beauty of all creation once again.

What are you waiting for?

F – O – R – G – I – V – E   TODAY!

*Forgiveness may not work for everyone please see your doctor if you experience signs of happiness for more than 36 hours at a time which may be seen as abnormal to others* *Side effects may include uncontrolled smiling, random burst of laughter and a warm earthly glow*

 

~ Kickz

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13 replies

  1. Great post. I love that warning. It’s meant to be silly but it’s also spot-on. I wish more sermons or motivational speakers had your carefree and fun outlook on forgiveness. I know forgiveness is important but it’s more for you than the other person, try to enjoy the process. 😀

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  2. Forgiveness and being tolerant is the best medicine

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  3. Forgiveness does help and lifts your burden. You will feel better. Grudges cause problems to and they keep snowballing into worse problems. Forgive-its the right thing to do and you’ll feel a lot better.

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  4. What a great and positive post. Thanks for sharing and keep up the good work.

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  5. Hey thanks for reading my post and your post is full of positivity. I love the ending!

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  6. Love this post so very inspiring

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